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One day in the Garden of Eden, eve calls out to god, “Lord I have a problem!” “What is the problem, Eve?”
“Lord,I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these beautiful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.”
“Why is that Eve?” came the reply from above.
“Lord I’m lonely and sick to death of apples.”
“Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.”
“What is a man Lord?”
“This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat and be vain glorious; all in all he’ll give you a hard time. But he’ll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you are complaining, I’ll create him in such away that he will satisfy your ah, physical needs. He’ll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.He won’t be too smart so he’ll need you advice to think properly.”
“Sounds great,” says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. “What’s the catch?”
“Yeah, well… you can have him on one condition.”
“What’s that lord?”
“As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring so you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first."
"So just remember it’s our secret, woman to woman!”
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The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, eve calls out to god, “Lord I have a problem!” “What is the problem, Eve?”
“Lord,I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these beautiful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.”
“Why is that Eve?” came the reply from above.
“Lord I’m lonely and sick to death of apples.”
“Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.”
“What is a man Lord?”
“This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat and be vain glorious; all in all he’ll give you a hard time. But he’ll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you are complaining, I’ll create him in such away that he will satisfy your ah, physical needs. He’ll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.He won’t be too smart so he’ll need you advice to think properly.”
“Sounds great,” says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. “What’s the catch?”
“Yeah, well… you can have him on one condition.”
“What’s that lord?”
“As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring so you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first."
"So just remember it’s our secret, woman to woman!”
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